Question: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
Answer: An eggs-plorer!

 

Question: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
Answer: New Yolk City!

 

Question: What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop?
Answer: Deviled eggs!

 

Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation?
Answer: Sandy Eggo

 

Question: Why did the egg cross the street?
Answer: To get to the shell station.

 

Question: What do you call a egg who’s done lots of things?
Answer: An egg who has a lot of eggsperience.

 

Question: Where do you find information about eggs?
Answer: In the hen-cyclopedia

 

Question: Why is the chef so mean?
Answer: She beats the eggs!

 

Question: What does mummy hen call her baby?
Answer: Eggs-tra special

 

Question: Why did the egg not draw a straight line?
Answer: His ideas were scrambled

 

Enjoy!

Hannah

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